Back to work for naughty copper

Pc Rachael Bown is back to work after having her face sewn back on. The readers wives copper grins this trout pout as she again goes to work. Pc Bown had had her face shot off in a dare last year, but now she is thrilled to be back at work and being filled out like an application form daily.



Look at that cheeky face. Straight out of Page 3. In the Star of course and not the Sun which is too classy. Far too classy for her.

Chemo baby one more time.

Britney Spears today received some much needed support from good friend and super-human Uri Gellar. The magic spoon bender helped Britney through her balding phase by bending smack needles into a 90 degree angle. This helped Britney inject the horse into her warped veins. Lets hope she actually does get her appeal back again by getting fit. She is fucking horrible at the minute like.